Funny Quotes
- Canadians are so easily wounded. — Tucker Carlson
- Most of the time, you find that the smaller the budget, the more the project is about something substantive. — Robert Carlyle
- Acting is a really insular thing. — Robert Carlyle
- I just don't like the whole Hollywood thing. — Robert Carlyle
- I never go anywhere without my iPod. — Robert Carlyle
- I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am. — Thomas Carlyle
- No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor. — Thomas Carlyle
- All great peoples are conservative. — Thomas Carlyle
- Be not a slave of words. — Thomas Carlyle
- Necessity dispenseth with decorum. — Thomas Carlyle
- He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. — Andrew Carnegie
- Whatever I engage in, I must push inordinately. — Andrew Carnegie
- I would rather clean than beg. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
- People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. — Dale Carnegie
- All my life I have been a nomad. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
- Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but… — Dale Carnegie
- I call myself a liberal - a classical liberal as in John Stuart Mill. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
- I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. — Adam Carolla
- I don't know anything about computers. — Adam Carolla
- I get depressed at airports. — Adam Carolla
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense… — Adam Carolla
- If not shown appreciation, it gets to you. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- The studio system collapsed only when Elizabeth Taylor charged $1 million for Cleopatra. — Leslie Caron
- A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment. — Liz Carpenter
- Every writer knows he is spurious; every fiction writer would rather be credible than authentic. — John le Carre