Funny Quotes
- It is not someone's fault if they succeeded, it is someone's fault if they failed. — Herman Cain
- I haven't learned to be politically correct yet. — Herman Cain
- Family is always first. — Nick Cannon
- If I have a talent, it's already been exploited! I've shown everything I can do to the public. — Nick Cannon
- To be compared to Will Smith is probably one of the coolest things because that's who I came up admiring. — Nick Cannon
- I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
- Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine
- That's what it is that you rehearse - the making of music, not the playing of notes as abstractions. — Sarah Caldwell
- I am a Westerner of Westerners! — Taylor Caldwell
- I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage. — Maria Callas
- There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given… — Maria Callas
- I got a call to come in and meet Fox, and the rest is history. — Paula Abdul
- 'Evil Dead 1' was never supposed to have a sequel. — Bruce Campbell
- I work very hard and I'm worth every cent. — Naomi Campbell
- My features are completely ethnic. — Naomi Campbell
- I have to admit that I had a lot of problems with poetry. — Jane Campion
- Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. — Albert Camus
- Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion… — Albert Camus
- It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. — Albert Camus
- Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face. — Albert Camus
- It is not your paintings I like, it is your painting. — Albert Camus
- The sensory acts are accordingly distinguished by their objects. — Samuel Alexander