Funny Quotes

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I am mentally bifocal. — Pearl S. Buck
I also learned to be more confident, to trust my instincts more. — Lindsey Buckingham
Some of my instincts are reprehensible. — William F. Buckley, Jr.
Indecision may or may not be my problem. — Jimmy Buffett
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1. — Warren Buffett
It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction. — Warren Buffett
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked. — Warren Buffett
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with… — Charles Bukowski
If we must die, we die defending our rights. — Sitting Bull
In my early days, I was eager to learn and to do things, and therefore I learned quickly. — Sitting Bull
You're always going to have extremists in every religion. — Abdallah II
I'm aware that I can be annoying. — Sandra Bullock
Free is the best. Anything free is good. — Sandra Bullock
Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.' — Sandra Bullock
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there. — Sandra Bullock
You're always going to have terrorism. — Abdallah II
Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing… — Sandra Bullock
Everybody learns from traveling. I think we all do. — Gisele Bundchen
Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work. — Julie Burchill
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation. — Anthony Burgess
Every dogma has its day. — Anthony Burgess
I definitely take a lot of bad pictures! — Brooke Burke
I don't idolize anyone or aspire to be like anyone. — Brooke Burke

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