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Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously. — Alton Brown
I grill, therefore I am. — Alton Brown
Do not allow watching food to replace making food. — Alton Brown
Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful. — Alton Brown
Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it. — Chris Brown
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
You either make dust or eat dust. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
When you understand your obligations to God then you can understand your obligations to society. — H. Rap Brown
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. — James Brown
I've been knocked down a lot of times. — James Brown
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best… — Rita Mae Brown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. — Rita Mae Brown
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. — Rita Mae Brown
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. — Rita Mae Brown
We all have our down days, but it's not hard to smile and say, 'Thank you.' — Yvette Nicole Brown
Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
We're still in a recession. We're not gonna be out of it for a while, but we will get out. — Warren Buffett
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it. — Warren Buffett
Every one soon or late comes round by Rome. — Robert Browning
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. — Robert Browning
What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew. — Robert Browning
Don't take 'no' for an answer. — Abdallah II
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. — Lenny Bruce

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