Funny Quotes
- I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun. — George W. Bush
- Our nation must come together to unite. — George W. Bush
- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. — George W. Bush
- Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. — George W. Bush
- Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history - revisionist historians is what I like to call them. — George W. Bush
- I don't know if I'm a national education figure. — Jeb Bush
- I don't miss politics. — Jeb Bush
- I miss being governor. — Jeb Bush
- When I act, I hear it like music. In my head, I hear the dialogue like music. — Nicolas Cage
- I love playing music. And that's what it's all about. — Jason Aldean
- Maybe it is the media that has us divided. — Laura Bush
- Life throws some curveballs at you and you go where it takes you. — Sophia Bush
- I get to do what I love every day. I get to crawl into someone else's head and I love that. — Sophia Bush
- Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that… — Candace Bushnell
- Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. — Samuel Butler
- A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
- Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. — Samuel Butler
- Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. — Samuel Butler
- Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. — Samuel Butler
- The oldest books are only just out to those who have not read them. — Samuel Butler
- Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons. — Samuel Butler
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- There is no true gracefulness which is not epitomized goodness. — Samuel Butler
- That's the thing about pictures: they seduce you. — David Byrne
- We live in ugly times. — David Byrne