Funny Quotes
52060 Funny quotes by 14453 unique authors
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Who feareth to suffer suffereth already, because he feareth.
— Michel de Montaigne
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We cannot live, suffer or die for somebody else, for suffering is too precious to be shared.
— Edward Dahlberg
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I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.
— Oscar Wilde
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It is not suffering as such that is most deeply feared but suffering that degrades.
— Susan Sontag
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The thing about meditation is: you become more and more you.
— David Lynch
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Memory narrativises itself.
— Aleksandar Hemon
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We can invent only with memory.
— Alphonse Karr
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By and by never comes.
— Saint Augustine
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You never know when you're making a memory.
— Rickie Lee Jones
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A mother is always the beggining. She is how things begin.
— Amy Tan
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And now there is merely silence, silence, silence, saying All we did not know.
— William Rose Benet
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Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
— Marcel Achard
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Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
— Horace
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Words express neither objects nor ourselves.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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What can be expressed in words can be expressed in life.
— Henry David Thoreau
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
— Karel Capek
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Few love to hear the sins they love to act.
— William Shakespeare
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No one was ever scolded out of their sins.
— William Cowper
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Slavery takes hold of few, but many take hold of slavery.
— Seneca the Younger
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Politics is history in the making.
— Adolf Hitler
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The most advanced nations are always those who navigate the most.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
— Blake Clark
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Bring the past only if you are going to build from it.
— Domenico Cieri
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History is littered with wars which everybody knew would never happen.
— Enoch Powell
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It is not only the living who are killed in war.
— Isaac Asimov
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