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I have condemned any organizer of war, regardless of his rank or nationality. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
You lose nothing through peace. You can lose everything through war. — Pope Pius XII
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom. — Stephen Vincent Benet
Accurst ambition, how dearly I have bought you. — John Dryden
Exhuberance is Beauty. — William Blake
The garden that is finished is dead. — H E Bates
Nature abhors a garden. — Michael Pollan
Your garden will reveal yourself. — Henry Mitchell
All nature wears one universal grin. — Henry Fielding
All nature seems at work. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The question is not whether we can afford to invest in every child; it is whether we can afford not to. — Marian Wright Edelman
Time the devourer of everything. — Harry Allen Overstreet
I was what you are, you will be what I am. — Horace
I shall not completely die. — Horace
No, but you're wrong now, and always will be. — Horace
Whatever you have spend less. — Samuel Johnson
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine. — Mark Twain
The more you learn to live without, the more you'll have to live with. — Frank A. Clark
Revenge is fruitless. — Janet Morris
Either I will come back after hoisting the Tricolor, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be back for sure. — Unknown Author
Freedom exists only with power. — Friedrich Schiller
So free we seem, so fettered we are! — Robert Browning
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for… — W. Somerset Maugham
We never desire strongly, what we desire rationally. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

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