Funny Quotes

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What I set seems to never extinguish — Drake
They be starin at the money like it's unfamiliar — Drake
Pride is founded not on the sense of happiness, but on the sense of power. — William Hazlitt
Where pride begins, love ceases. — Johann Kaspar Lavater
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling
The thing about failure is that you never know how close you were to success. — Unknown Author
Why be something to everybody when you can be everything to somebody? — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Love rarely overtakes; it mostly comes to meet us. — Wilhelm Stekel
How wrong it is for those who love, not to express their love. — Salmon P. Chase
It is not beauty that endears, it's love that makes us see beauty. — Leo Tolstoy
Love goes toward love. — William Shakespeare
The days you work are the best days. — Georgia O'Keeffe
The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old. — Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
I never feel age... If you have creative work you don't have age or time. — Louise Berliawsky Nevelson
I can't stop once I've started.... it stings! — Jake Anderson
I would never have discovered alcohol. — David Strickland
He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower. — Mary Howitt
It is only love which makes us acceptable to God. — Therese of Lisieux
Flowers really do intoxicate me. — Vita Sackville-West
Flowers are happy things. — P.G. Wodehouse
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine — Thomas More
Hippies? Why, I'm the original. — Jerry Lee Lewis
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true… — Danny Boyle
There are more 'Don'ts' in golf than there are in any other avocation in life. — Arnold Haultain
Swing hard in case you hit it. — Dan Marino

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