Funny Quotes
- Success is not so much what we have as it is what we are. — Jim Rohn
- I have touched the highest point of all my greatness. — William Shakespeare
- Why ask why? If it's raining it just is. — Douglas Horton
- We see things as we are, not as they are. — Leo Rosten
- Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too. — B B King
- My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my… — Wendy Liebman
- Joys divided are increased. — J. G. Holland
- Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
- You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. — Jim Rohn
- Keep up and you will be kept up. — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
- Joy is not in things; it is in us. — Richard Wagner
- LIFE = (L)ive (I)N (F)ull (E)ffect!!!!!!! — Joseph Simmons
- If it's going to be, it's up to me. — Lenny Krayzelburg
- Live as if everything you do will eventually be known. — Hugh Prather
- You can't lose. Go, go, go! — Seth Godin
- If we live truly, we shall see truly. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Ultimately what you do is secondary. But how you do it is primary. — Eckhart Tolle
- If you give money, spend yourself with it. — Henry David Thoreau
- Stop judging your life only by the failures. — Michelle Sagara
- I am very grateful to make my living doing what I would do for free. — Judd Nelson
- I cannot be what I am not. — John Lennon
- The more bad choices you make, the less bad your choices seem. — Karen Kingsbury
- Do you prefer that you be right or happy? — Norman Cousins
- It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. — William Shakespeare
- What a joy it is to dance and sing! — Angela Carter