Funny Quotes
52060 Funny quotes by 14453 unique authors
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We must ask where we are and whither we are tending.
— Abraham Lincoln
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There was one who thought himself above me, and he was above me until he had that thought.
— Elbert Hubbard
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Conscience - the only incorruptible thing about us.
— Henry Fielding
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He that knows nothing doubts nothing.
— George Herbert
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Knowledge is only potential power.
— Napoleon Hill
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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
— Mark Twain
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Proclaim not all thou knowest, all thou knowest, all thou hast, nor all thou cans't.
— Benjamin Franklin
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When everyone is somebody then no one's anybody.
— W. S. Gilbert
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With will one can do anything.
— Samuel Smiles
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Suddenly, as rare things will, it vanished.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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It's not over until it's over.
— Yogi Berra
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I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.
— Dan Quisenberry
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Everywhere is here and every when is now.
— Dante Alighieri
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I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.
— Brett Hull
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Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride…
— Paul Coffey
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Use your CRM to retain customers.
— Jeffrey Gitomer
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One thing Della Valle taught me is the power to say no if something isn't right. That mattered even over sales.
— Ines de La Fressange
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Your competition is EVERYTHING else your prospect could conceivably spend their money on.
— Don Cooper
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You Can't Lose Something You Never Had
— Kate Hudson
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When you're are playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. Its more important than that.
— Duffy Daugherty
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
— Billy Bob Thornton
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Ambition displeases when it has been sated ... having reached the peak, it aspires to descend.
— Pierre Corneille
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The more Marines I have around, the better I like it.
— Wesley Clark
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It takes courage to know when you ought to be afraid.
— James A. Michener
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The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
— George Foreman
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