Everyone has a life story. Mine will probably end with something like then he found twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Girls don't try to trick me with makeup. It's a waste of both our time. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja Money Copy Share Image
I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. I have seen everything in this world now. — Nikhil Saluja Grown man Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Yesterday is gone. Today is okay. Tomorrow will be better. — Nikhil Saluja Being positive Copy Share Image
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
RESPONSE is one of the powerful tool to occupy a place in someones HEART, Always give the Best Response to the person… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Desire Copy Share Image
Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Ladies: If they weren't meant to be used to get attention, God would have put boobs in a different place. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We men don't want sex, we just want blowjob. Its really simple to understand us! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Maturity is the willingness to pass up immediate pleasure in favor of the long-term gain. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Any man can lick pussy, but it takes a real man to lick her asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Real man Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
An ordinary person will be with books, An extra ordinary person will be in that book. Be an extra ordinary person like… — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
