And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog. — Nikhil Saluja Dog Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of hiring a sharpshooter to 'take care' of my unfollowers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night. — Nikhil Saluja Every night Copy Share Image
My friend just told me indirectly that I wasn't human. He was like all humans make mistakes :( — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
I watched a Justin Bieber music video and all joking aside she is very pretty. — Nikhil Saluja Music Copy Share Image
I'm writing a book called Stop Overreacting. If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself. — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
I'm like an onion, I have so many layers. Also people around me seem to cry a lot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Smile. It confuses people. Then hit them over the head with an iron pipe and take their wallet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick. — Nikhil Saluja Million Dollar Copy Share Image
Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first! — Nikhil Saluja Parenting Copy Share Image
If your out and your girl asks Where are you? randomly, don't lie. Chances are she knows where you are and wants… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No, go live your life. Don't worry about me. I'll be here waiting until you get back. - Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
