Last night Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Meanwhile last night on facebook another girl got engaged, must unfriend her now.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Last night
Behind every successful couple, there is always a deleted facebook friend — Clarence Claude Copy Share Image
Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talked about me on Facebook one day,Unfriended me the next…well that's one less wanna be to worry about.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THOSE WHO I met in Facebook, Never add me in Facebook, And 'Unfriend' me on Facebook were not my real friends. Finally... Now I've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
If your relationship is ruined by Facebook, don't blame Facebook. Thank Facebook for showing you the truth about this person. — Bonnie Szeto Copy Share Image
A round of applause for the bitch that unfriended me & is now trolling my page from their friends Facebook. — Mickey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Our Chasers Aren’t Cheating! That was the stunned reaction of Quidditch fans across Britain last night when the so-called “Stooging Penalty” was announced by the Department of Magical Games and Sports last night. “Instances of stooging have been on the increase,” said a harassed-looking Departmental representative last night. “We feel that this new rule will eliminate the sever Keeper injuries… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
“After the news Kate had called him with last night, Grady found himself wishing there was more than coffee in his cup. There was a lull in the bickering, so Grady tried again. “For the last damn time, I am not gay,” he said quietly. “Okay, so you say. I mean if that’s your story, I’m fine with that,” Stanley… — Tracy Ewens Copy Share
“I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“Last night, as I was sleeping, I dreamt - marvellous error! - that I had a beehive here inside my heart. And the golden… — Antonio Machado Copy Share Image
“Angel clicked on a few more pictures on the screen, and Alex made small talk about the place. Then he finally walked away. He stopped just before walking out. “Did Valerie say anything else to Sarah?” Angel glanced back at him. “About what?” “You know about that guy she’s seeing.” Angel turned his attention back to the computer. “No, not… — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why Iloveyou. I was doing great until I ran out of stars :) — Rayy Copy Share
You don't merely give over your creativity to making a film - you give over your life! In theatre, by contrast, you live these… — Daniel Day-Lewis Copy Share Image
Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Waiting for Vengeance' Well, what is this? What am I coming to? And beyond that, what am I gonna do? Now there’s blankness Where once your eyes held the light But that was so long ago That was last night Well, what was that? What’s that sound that I hear? It’s just my lifetime Its whistling past my ear And… — Gayle Forman Copy Share
From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
