I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't… — Nikhil Saluja Eyes Open Copy Share Image
If her facebook status says in a relationship & it's complicated is it safe to say she fucks other guys? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean youve wasted your life¦.. it does mean youve a reason to start afresh! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Are you a cop?- me to every woman I'm about to sleep with. — Nikhil Saluja Every woman Copy Share Image
If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This note left by my wife while going out for shopping. Dear Loving Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am… — Nikhil Saluja Loving husband Copy Share Image
I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
She doesn't want a man. She just wants a dude she can text all day that makes her laugh. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know why people hate on drunk drivers, Women drivers are clearly more dangerous behind the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
