Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I don't want to play out of another man's bag.

— Ben Webster

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said…

— Jimmy Carr

If you were in a bad relationship and you meet someone new, you're going to leave with your luggage. The next person is going…

— Curtis Jackson

He gave me nothing, and he took it with him when he left.

— Anonymous

Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a…

— Christopher Moore

I'm not going to lie about it. I carry a satchel too. It's like a man purse. It's a whole thing.

— Nick Jonas

You let a guy take care of business. You leave him in a space. You don't want to run up to him and say,…

— Paul Millsap

His shoulder bumped mine again. "Can I ask you something?" I didn't answer. He was going to ask me anyway. People don't say that…

— Lilith Saintcrow

Who... who are you?' I asked at last. It was true. I had left a body in the park, but seriously, what was I…

— Richelle Mead

A boyfriend who tells other girls I have a girlfriend

— Mee

“I told him I’m not sleeping with him. I’m not that easy,” she says. “Still, he invites me to Vegas and tells me he’ll…

— Nick Miller