The best game I've ever played was a baseball game where the bat was a sword and the ball was someone's neck. — Nikhil Saluja Ball game Copy Share Image
Accept that you are unique. Stop comparing yourself to others as this can be damaging to your happiness and self-esteem. — Nikhil Saluja Acceptance Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm writing a book on anger management. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO BUY IT OR ELSE! — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Going out always seems like a good idea. Until you actually go out and remember how much you hate people. — Nikhil Saluja Hate people Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your… — Nikhil Saluja Parenting Copy Share Image
I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
One of my coworkers has an annoying habit, He works! Makes me look bad. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The only thing I like about libraries is that people are encouraged to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Library Copy Share Image
Never argue with a woman when Shes Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when shes Tired¦or Relaxed¦or Happy¦.or JUST NEVER — Nikhil Saluja Shes Tired Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Animals Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Taking a long time to shower, just cause you like to stand there, under the warm water, doing nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Long time Copy Share Image
I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:OF COURSE I LOVE YOU Woman means:just not in that way. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
Dear ugly chicks, If you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
When I say Hope to see you soon I really mean I hope you follow me on twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
