Quote by Nikhil Saluja

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen…

— Bob Saget

There's so many bits on a car these days it's hard to know where everything is. You have a bit of an idea but…

— Lando Norris

Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out. It is always better to be honest because whatever you did, she will find out…

— Anonymous

“First thing's first: I've got to check on my car. She must be missing me!”.”

— J.A. Redmerski

A car is for giving a ride to your girlfriend not a place where to rape her.

— Anonymous

“I should just open the car door and throw her out of the moving vehicle for what she did to me tonight, but I…

— Tara Sivec

“Someone had keyed my car.”

— Ernest Cline

I tell you to check this site, you check a car site, I love you Best Friend

— Anonymous

She wants a car that will get her there

— Cake

“She borrowed my car, often, while I was at work, even though she had her own.”

— B.M. Hardin

If she is clearly right, find fault with her that has nothing to do with the incident, and use that.

— Sherry Argov

Now she's not picking up the phone I don't know what to do Thinking about visiting her home Landing my space ship on her…

— Lil Wayne