The things that don't happen to us that we'll never know didn't happen to us. The nonstories. The extra minute to find… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Within 25 years, virtual reality meetings will be essentially transparent to being there in person. Once we can do this, the idea… — Burt Rutan Copy Share Image
Almost no one under 60 remembers what fundraising was like before Watergate. Until the 1970s, campaign money was collected by "bagmen," familiar… — Jonathan Alter Copy Share Image
Nobody believes that the man who says, 'Look, lady, you wanted equality,' to explain why he won't give up his seat to… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
I guess of all those novels, Don DeLillo's Falling Man is the one I like the best. I thought there were some… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
I don't know when they first had feeds. Like maybe, fifty or a hundred years ago. Before that, they had to use… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On January 20, 2017, Trump will be sworn in as the 45th president of the United States, and he will be given… — David Krieger Copy Share Image
Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun. — Don Henley Copy Share Image
There is a part of me that will forever want to be walking under autumn leaves, carrying a briefcase containing the works… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
She sits before me, sullen but hopeful, characterless, about to dissolve into tears. I squeeze her hand back, moved, no, touched by… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know, when I'm looking at these '08 yachts that are for sale, I think "I could have just walked in with… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I had a briefcase at one point, but it was a kind of 1980s New Wave briefcase. It was made of some… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
Lost in my dreams, I somehow cross at the traffic signals, bumping into street lamps or people, yet moving onward, exuding fumes… — Bohumil Hrabal Copy Share Image
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
He's become like that briefcase in the ground-full of gems yet void of light, so nothing sparkles, nothing shines. — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Why does every black person in the movies have to play a servant? How about a black person walking up the steps… — Myrna Loy Copy Share Image
Bought the president the Louis presidential briefcase Never been a cheapskate — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image