In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman.... All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not the best, not the most perfect but I promise to love you with my whole heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You weren't put on this earth to please other people. Live your life and eliminate all of the stress. — Nikhil Saluja Being true to yourself Copy Share Image
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the… — Nikhil Saluja Poetry Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
To meet, to know, to love, to share then to part is the sad tale of the human heart. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Police arrested 2 youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one & let the other off. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on… — Nikhil Saluja Blood pressure Copy Share Image
It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake. — Nikhil Saluja Special occasion Copy Share Image
A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A little conflicted. The guy ran into my car because he was favoriting my tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
For happily married life, You must cheat on your wife. — Nikhil Saluja Happily married Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me after I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical. — Nikhil Saluja Being a man Copy Share Image
Damn baby, are you free Wi-Fi? 'Cause I want to log into your hotspot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman.... Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's a certain charm, when the words Go fuck yourself roll off your tongue. Try it. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
