Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “How to Piss Off A Woman : Fake your own orgasm while dining out.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
How to Piss Off A Woman : Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share
I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet… — Jenna Jameson Copy Share Image
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women fake orgasms to have a relationship Men make a relationship to have orgasms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image