Fake Quote by Adam Carolla Download Open image “I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.” — Adam Carolla ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fake Funny Giving Humor Orgasms Orgasms Fake Two Type Types Orgasms Women Types
Women fake orgasms to have a relationship Men make a relationship to have orgasms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two-thirds of women admit to having faked an orgasm at one time or another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A REAL MAN LETS HER HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS BEFORE U HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE. — FIDENCIO CANDELARIA Copy Share Image
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet… — Jenna Jameson Copy Share Image
A girl can fake an orgasm for a relationship, a guy can fake a whole relationship for an orgasm. — Author Name Copy Share Image
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
“The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain storm. Rain… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rainstorm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going to get: a clean and crisp, both sweet and refreshing experience. But rainstorms were unpredictable, they were riddled with surprises, messy and wet; they were something… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the road is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work,… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“But our leaders can’t tell the truth. We won’t let them. We’ve created a society where the politicians aren’t allowed to criticize the people.… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable. — Twiggy Copy Share Image
Seems like EVERYONE complains about fake people, so if everyone is being let down, has anyone stopped to think who really is doing it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It all had to be squeezed and squeezed again, to provide a thrill, to provide enjoyment. What did people mean, with their simply determined… — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
You can't even tell, but a lot of the time your favourite rappers are wearing a bunch of fake jewellery. — Vic Mensa Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people that have had fake Twitters... actors and musicians that I know. It's sort of a problem. There are… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
For me, the melancholy of the late XXth Century is walking late at night by the Mont Blanc pen store and seeing these things… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
"Natural" is a very dangerous word to use about sexuality ... Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely… — Susie Bright Copy Share Image
