In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
If the rich are evil why are you sitting in their library? Why are you sitting in their hall? Why did I… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Our current government doesn’t give a f*** about transportation. They only give a f*** about making money. When it comes to synchronizing… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the road is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work,… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“But our leaders can’t tell the truth. We won’t let them. We’ve created a society where the politicians aren’t allowed to criticize the people.… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
