I don't hate you. I hate your watsapp jokes. I hate your tweets. I hate your Facebook Status. I hate your foursquare… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I missed your call, please send a text that says I called you. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Most of the time, I only agree with you to shut you the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and… — Nikhil Saluja Motion In The Ocean Copy Share Image
If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have??… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging set-backs. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
When I kill a mosquito I smear its blood on my face like a tribal warrior as a warning to other mosquitos. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest quotes, come from the most uncommon of minds. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Disappointment Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP… — Nikhil Saluja Best friend Copy Share Image
If you're happy and you know it, why do you feel like telling this to everyone? — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people. — Nikhil Saluja Every person has a story Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Time spent after a test... 5% Re-checking answers 5% Erasing answers 90% waiting for someone else to hand their test in first — Nikhil Saluja Time spent Copy Share Image
Hope you're not allergic to nuts. Cause I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If I was a judge I'd give strangers the death penalty for eating with their mouths open. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you love somebody let them go. Just make sure you install a tracking device in their ass first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
