Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein. — Nikhil Saluja Humor Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when a girl screams. Especially when she finds me in her closet. It's like she wants someone to hear… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm in a middle of a hot bubble bath with wife & realize that she isn't my wife &… — Nikhil Saluja Bubble bath Copy Share Image
If I type lol it means I blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too fucking excited — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I'm not having sex I like jacking off, it really cums-in-handy. — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our money. — Nikhil Saluja Money Copy Share Image
Forgiveness isn't something we do for other people. We do it for ourselves to get well and move on. — Nikhil Saluja Forgiveness Copy Share Image
Sweety, that boy doesn't think you are pretty..it's just..you are half naked in your profile picture.. — Nikhil Saluja Profile picture Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Proud to announce I've now entered the pull my pants down when I pee stage of life. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja Change yourself Copy Share Image
If you're fat and you are sitting down, there's a 100% chance your crack is showing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
My friend just came out as being gay to me today. I was so shocked I nearly choked on his cock. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's always a turn on when a girl can watch sports without being bored. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't take it personally if you unfollow me. Just make sure you never check into foursquare in the future. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think. — Nikhil Saluja Attitude Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman.... Babies would come from vending machines — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't hold onto the past and make it a burden that you must live with in the future. Move on. — Nikhil Saluja Forget the past Copy Share Image
When I'm not on twitter tweeting awesome fucking shit, it's cause I'm busy fishing your sis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So you have an inspiring bio about being the change that you want to be in this world, you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Change Copy Share Image
To be honest with you, I don't like blowjobs... I fucking love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I can tell approximate weight of a girl by going through her Instagram account. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Adventure Copy Share Image
It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
