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“Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy.” quote by Nikhil Saluja — Download Open image

“Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy.”

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