If you're gonna tell me about something plz have proof.. If you don't have any, I don't want to hear it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always date girls with beer guts cause you know those bitches can party. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People who live in glass houses probably shouldn't scratch their butthole & then smell their finger either. — Nikhil Saluja Glass houses Copy Share Image
Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work. — Nikhil Saluja Great job Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Appreciate life Copy Share Image
Weights & Measures: 1,000,000 aches and pains = 1 megaHertz — Nikhil Saluja Aches and pains Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Getting HIV and spreading it to everyone else, is my way of making the world a more positive place. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Easy is to dream every night, Difficult is to fight for a dream — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Fact: The more buttons a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship is more than finding the right person, its also about BEING the right person. — Nikhil Saluja Finding the right person Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : One who lacks the courage to start has already finished. — Nikhil Saluja Courage Copy Share Image
Fuck PJ's. The only thing a man should be in when he sleeps is a woman's pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
True beauty comes from within. So search for it with your heart...instead of your eyes! — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
Never underestimate a woman, unless you're talking about her age or weight. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ever since I heard about Aladdin, I stop trusting carpets. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There is one NBA player who claims in every city he plays, he's got a female stalker. Stalker is such a negative… — Nikhil Saluja Nba player Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
