I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm not talking about losing [agricultural] diversity in the same way that you lose your car keys. I'm talking about losing it… — Cary Fowler Copy Share Image
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
What robs you from peace? Usually it's the so-called little things in life, like being late to work, or needing a parking… — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The… — Jon Winokur Copy Share Image
One of the things that adds tension to our lives is small frustrations. Losing car keys can give you a panic attack.… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
Sometimes people want to know how to write a story from the point of view of a murderer and make her sympathetic.… — Alice Mattison Copy Share Image
There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Even murderers, I suppose, experience the loss of car keys the way the rest of us do. I mean, how can they… — Alice Mattison Copy Share Image
US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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