Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. "Don't drive like you! Make it… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and huge. You know what else cube-shaped… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What forgetful moron frantically looks for car keys that are in his pocket? Me, that’s who.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet?… — Anthony LaPaglia Copy Share Image
“we all know that the brain’s retrieval system is amazingly efficient, except when you are trying to remember where you put your… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I can't properly introduce myself, but I don't have a name anymore. Hardly any of us do. We lose them… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The… — Jon Winokur Copy Share Image
You've got to get out of the car, take the keys around, open up the trunk lid, hand the keys to the… — Paris Reidhead Copy Share Image
US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Our children will outwit us if they want; for when it comes to technology, they hold the higher ground. Unlike other tools… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
I'm not talking about losing [agricultural] diversity in the same way that you lose your car keys. I'm talking about losing it… — Cary Fowler Copy Share Image
“I realized he had my car keys.“Hey, where did you get those?”“We found your purse at the Dairy Queen.”“How did you know… — Alyssa Rose Ivy Copy Share Image
I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Even murderers, I suppose, experience the loss of car keys the way the rest of us do. I mean, how can they… — Alice Mattison Copy Share Image
One of the things that adds tension to our lives is small frustrations. Losing car keys can give you a panic attack.… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
“How about a rain check?' She smiles, but I know it's not real because it doesn't crinkle her eyes. 'Sure. Some other… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards. — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Most folks look for their car keys with more energy than they search for the wisdom that can change their lives.” — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
Keys," she repeated, and slowly stepped back. "What do you mean, keys?" "Car keys. As in, give them up. Now." Shane had… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Why can't you summon a command line and search your real-world home for 'Honda car keys,' and specify rooms in your house… — Richard Dooling Copy Share Image
What robs you from peace? Usually it's the so-called little things in life, like being late to work, or needing a parking… — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
Sometimes people want to know how to write a story from the point of view of a murderer and make her sympathetic.… — Alice Mattison Copy Share Image