Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I'd have more funnier tweets if I was surrounded with more idiots.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
There's nothing that winds me up more on Twitter than people who are stupid, and who say the most ridiculous things. — Phillip Schofield Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any joke I… — Michael Kupperman Copy Share Image
Twitter is a much more dangerous cauldron of group-think than happy hours or dinners. On Twitter, the reward comes from agreeing or loudly disagreeing… — David Weigel Copy Share Image
I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs. — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter because I'm worried I'd be really dull, which would be tragic for someone who's supposed to be funny. — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to say and… — Matt Mitrione Copy Share Image
I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim Copy Share Image
I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets. There are… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
