Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

And believe it or not, she has a phone and everything. She stopped using smoking signals last year.

— Nicholas Sparks

How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom!

— Green Monk

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

— Dave Attell

A cigarette doesn't have a soul to light her back..but I had the foolish soul to love her back

— Shubham Joshi

She smelled of cigarettes and sadness

— Anonymous

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

— Jay Leno

I am a cigarette with a body attached to it

— Raymond Carver

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

— Dylan Moran

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes

— Author Name

“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.”

— Jarod Kintz

Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything.…

— Victoria Wood

“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy night. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.”

— Jarod Kintz