Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Life Man Twitter Women
Some mechanics be like 'I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BREAK, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER' — Rotr Humphery Ken Ilorah Copy Share Image
Cars beep, beep when they pass us by. Now its time to get down to business. — Big Time Rush Copy Share Image
“When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield wipers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It created a murmur of voices, from which no single word could be discerned. Instead, it synthesized the sound of bees buzzing around in… — Ashley DiMuzio Copy Share Image
If you tell someone that the car is apt to catch on fire theyre more likely to get the part replaced than if its… — Faith Ford Copy Share Image
“There's the hum of the bee drone two blocks away the racket of it you'd think it was right over the roof, when the bee drone swirls nearer and nearer (gulp again) you retreat into the cabin and wait, maybe they got a message to come and see you all two thousand of em- but gettin used to the bee… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share
“NOTE Many electronics enthusiasts also call continuity mode beep mode.” — Oyvind Nydal Dahl Copy Share Image
“and beeping, obviously sure that I was either too stupid or too deaf to hear the racket.” — Mary Higgins Clark Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
