President clinton Quotes by Jay Leno

8 President clinton quotes by Jay Leno

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Jay Leno’s eight observations on President Clinton blend humor with insight. His entertainer’s eye offers a light‑hearted yet thoughtful take on the former leader’s era.

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President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and…

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I guess we didn't even officially apologize. Jesse Jackson called on the United States to officially apologize to the Chinese. Jesse said,…

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People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show.…

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President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would…

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Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we…

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While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government…

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President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his…

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President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a…

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