Love Quote by Jay Leno

[Donald] Trump is a [Hillary] Clinton Christmas gift.

— Carly Fiorina

I was not the only journalist to whom Trump offered gifts clearly meant to shape coverage. Many reporters have told me that Trump worked…

— Megyn Kelly

Pablo gave me gifts any billionaire gives his girlfriend: a crocodile wallet, a trip. I imagine that Trump gave Melania wallets.

— Virginia Vallejo

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run…

— Jack Handey

The thing I have in common with Donald Trump is, about a dozen years ago, we got a 'Man of the Year' award in…

— Jack Keane

Donald Trump is a big Christmas gift wrapped under the tree for Hillary Clinton. She desperately hopes she runs against Donald Trump. I, however,…

— Carly Fiorina

As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the…

— Ann Coulter

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

— Dov Davidoff

Bill Clinton described himself as he's "the big dog." He's out hunting, and he found something. Some woman was emitting some, you know, come-to-me…

— Rush Limbaugh

In the time it takes to heat a TV dinner, Clinton had convinced me that he was the smartest person in the room and…

— Ron Fournier

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it…

— Tatiana

If Bush does make it to the White House, he and Laura should have Ken Starr over for dinner.

— Molly Ivins