Bills Quote by Jay Leno

A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous.…

— Conan O'Brien

Bill Clinton had to propose to Hillary Rodham several times before she agreed to marry him and move to Arkansas.

— Rebecca Traister

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

— David Letterman

“Two bulls fighting for the cow. And a bony one at that. But in America the loser oftentimes got the cow. Mother instinct? Better…

— Charles Bukowski

There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way.…

— Jay Leno

If you ask, you're a boor. Just accept it. Hillry Clinton loves children! She helped children! She village'd children. She raised children. She wrote…

— Rush Limbaugh

Bill Clinton described himself as he's "the big dog." He's out hunting, and he found something. Some woman was emitting some, you know, come-to-me…

— Rush Limbaugh

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

— Anonymous

I'm a huge fan of the Clintons. I love Hillary; I love Bill.

— Fat Joe

The Clintons want to do big worthy things, but they also want to squeeze money from rich people wherever they live on planet Earth,…

— Maureen Dowd

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

— Anonymous

You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about through, when…

— Lyndon B. Johnson