Bicycle Quote by Jay Leno

Bush fell off his bike while mountain biking on his ranch over the weekend. He hit a rough spot in the trail. There's a…

— Jay Leno

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

— Jay Leno

John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news…

— Jay Leno

With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle,…

— Craig Kilborn

I remember a humorous episode from Bill Clinton's presidency in which his advisers prevailed upon him, one summer before his re-election campaign, to spend…

— Steve Bullock

I'll never forget the first time I rode a bike with pedal straps. I stopped at a traffic light and fell over like Arte…

— Joe Maddon

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it…

— Tatiana

President Clinton broke ground Saturday for the World War II memorial in Washington. He'll never have the military's full respect. However, after surviving ten…

— Argus Hamilton

In 2010, voters certainly hit the brakes on the Obama presidency. Fast forward to the 2016 election, where voters yanked up on the emergency…

— Kristen Soltis Anderson

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

— Denis Leary

No one heard about Bill Clinton on his first trip to New Hampshire. I showed Mike Huckabee around the state years before he ran,…

— Bob Ehrlich

“To all outward appearances, Trump had just been brutally dispatched—his dignity snatched away from him, his foray into politics swiftly cut short, the preening,…

— Joshua Green