Bike Quote by Jay Leno

With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle,…

— Craig Kilborn

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

— Jay Leno

So that was Reagan's political problem. As a rancher in California, he was an environmentalist himself. But the President of the United States doesn't…

— Brian Mulroney

Died of wounds inflicted in error by his own troops at the battle of Chancellorsville during the US Civil War. Let us cross over…

— Stonewall Jackson

...he put his foot on one pedal, scooted a few yards and swung his other leg over the saddle. He soared left into the…

— J. K. Rowling

His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line…

— Tom Hayden

In 2010, voters certainly hit the brakes on the Obama presidency. Fast forward to the 2016 election, where voters yanked up on the emergency…

— Kristen Soltis Anderson

“Back at the office, Woodward went to the rear of the newsroom to call Deep Throat. Bernstein wished he had a source like that.…

— Carl Bernstein

“Life and the work on the mountain had left their mark. Everything about him was warped and crooked. His back seemed to be heading…

— Robert Seethaler

In the alternate universe of conservative talk radio, the killing of Bin Laden coincidentally happened on Barack Obama's watch. He had to be kicked…

— Jackson Katz

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels…

— Jules Carlysle

Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and…

— Jack Handey