“I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.” — Jarod Kintz Make believe Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. ” — Jarod Kintz Death Copy Share Image
“There’s money to be made with a name like Cash. I should print myself into popularity.” — Jarod Kintz Money Copy Share Image
Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight. — Jarod Kintz Hair Copy Share Image
“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.” — Jarod Kintz Dance Copy Share Image
“In a relationship, I’m committed to giving her 100% of 50%.” — Jarod Kintz Relationship Copy Share Image
“I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. Well, two of the joys.” — Jarod Kintz Forgot Copy Share Image
“Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly into a caterpillar, but still I’ve… — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regular condom? If I’m wearing an oven mitt,… — Jarod Kintz Too late Copy Share Image
“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.” — Jarod Kintz Stolen Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a… — Jarod Kintz Similar Ideas Copy Share Image
“A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.” — Jarod Kintz Black belt Copy Share Image
I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In… — Jarod Kintz Beautiful girl Copy Share Image
“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to,… — Jarod Kintz Food Copy Share Image
“If you are an aspiring honey farmer, I have a documentary you NEED to watch. It's called The Beekeeper, and it stars… — Jarod Kintz Bees Copy Share Image
“Thomas Jefferson is by far the smartest president,” said Thomas Jefferson, about Thomas Jefferson, and to Thomas Jefferson. Even though he was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all things are hidden in it—including the fog. Love… — Jarod Kintz Mist Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip the book over to look at… — Jarod Kintz Book Copy Share Image
“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered smelled like my past. Starting tomorrow, to focus on… — Jarod Kintz Fashion Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said, “The fish… — Jarod Kintz Dream Copy Share Image
“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are asleep at the time,… — Jarod Kintz Dream Copy Share Image
“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I… — Jarod Kintz Airport security Copy Share Image
“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize… — Jarod Kintz Characteristics Copy Share Image
“Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or money. What is the price of love?… — Jarod Kintz Assembly line Copy Share Image
“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious beliefs, political outlooks, sexual orientations, economic viewpoints, and artistic/literary/culinary… — Jarod Kintz Harvard university Copy Share Image
“The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of this book is: "This is the story… — Jarod Kintz Book Copy Share Image
“For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a cat guy. Every night as I go to sleep, I have… — Jarod Kintz Every night Copy Share Image
“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the… — Jarod Kintz Blanket Copy Share Image
“Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appointed me his apprentice in love. I loved Cupid,… — Jarod Kintz Good times Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were a lone candle on a barren vanilla cake, and I was the mighty breath… — Jarod Kintz Dream Copy Share Image
“I am excited to report that I may have gotten a job as an elevator attendant. It's a three-flight elevator, and my… — Jarod Kintz Business Copy Share Image
