Cupid Quote by Jarod Kintz
““Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appointed me his apprentice in love. I loved Cupid, and that was precisely why I killed him. I strangled him. Then I shot him 17 times with his heart-shaped arrows. Then I burned his body while I roasted and toasted marshmallows and toasted to the good times he brought to the world. Then I took his ashes and mixed them in cake batter and literally consumed him. Mark it down: I have officially taken over as the foremost authority on love. I can't fly around like he could, but I have other endearing qualities. I can’t think of any at the moment, but I must have some.””
About This Quote
A satirical confession of killing the mythic love god and claiming his power, highlighting absurdity and self‑importance.
In simple terms: A funny, exaggerated claim of becoming love’s authority after killing Cupid.
Key Takeaway
Question the absurdity, recognize satire.
Themes
humor
mythology
ego
absurdity
Mood
playful
irreverent
Type
satirical
parodic
When to use this quote
- Creative writing
- parody
- performance art
- theatrical storytelling
Key Concepts
Satire
self‑delusion
mythic subversion
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this exaggeration reveal about the speaker’s view of love?
- How does satire help process personal insecurities?
A Different Perspective
The humor may mask deeper insecurity about love and relevance.
