Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Two doctorates. My mother would be so happy. If you didn't have a dick.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”

— Jim Butcher

“The doctor has a PhD in psychology from American University, which, to me, sounds a little too generic to be real.”

— Neal Shusterman

“Doctors are my most favorite (human) conversation Partners.”

— Sino Melo

“I have a Ph.D. in masturbation.”

— Amélie Nothomb

“I am an academician with a Ph.D. who works in higher education, so my head swells naturally.”

— Jeffrey A. Barnes

“Hospitals and jails and whores: these are the universities of life. I’ve got several degrees. Call me Mr.”

— Charles Bukowski

They call me Doctor Love, I've got the love you're thinking of.

— KISS

“Next day, after lunch, I went to see "our" doctor, a friendly fellow whose perfect bedside manner and complete reliance on a few patented…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Tell Dr. Jonas next time I'll do that thing he likes with the peanut butter and the cock ring." "It is without a doubt…

— Tiffany Reisz

“He embraced me before them all, and he cried: 'Let every man favor his own doctor. This Dr. Colet is the doctor for me…”

— Jean Plaidy