Growth Quote by Amélie Nothomb

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

— Woody Allen

“I'm getting pretty good at masturbating”

— The Onion

“To masturbate is to imagine: physically.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I do not masturbate often. Though at times I do so almost without being aware of it, actually.”

— David Markson

“Two doctorates. My mother would be so happy. If you didn't have a dick.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.”

— Lani Lynn Vale

“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.”

— Quentin Crisp

“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count…

— Nicole Castle

“Maybe that's just what sex is supposed to be. Passionless connectivity ending in someone coming, or not. At least masturbation is straightforward.”

— Jason Donnelly

“My thoughts absorb sound like sponges soak up water. Please don’t whistle while I masturbate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A sexual addiction counselor and technically still a virgin.”

— Kendall Ryan

“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.”

— Gordon Highland