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“Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“My energies have been drained. Masturbating too much will do that.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Arousal is a fairly complex thing. Many people masturabate when they're bored, not because they're aroused." (Dima)” — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
“I do not masturbate often. Though at times I do so almost without being aware of it, actually.” — David Markson Copy Share Image
“Seizing an imaginary microphone, Dennis adopts a limp Estuary accent: 'Masturbating's changed a lot since I were a lad, Brian. In my day, we… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
“You will be betrayed this week, time and time again, by your own ch'i.” — The Onion Copy Share Image
“A major existential breakthrough was averted Friday when, moments before he had a realization of monumental personal significance, 29-year-old local resident Darrell Gatsas instead… — The Onion Copy Share Image
If I had a million dollars, I just wouldn't just completely set back. I'd have to get out there and show my face to… — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
“But, he continues, if you need something to hold on to until you feel grounded, I make a pretty good anchor.” — Kasie West Copy Share Image
“Anyway, it's a pretty good story," I said. "You have to admit." "Yeah?" He crumpled up the Kleenex, having dispatched the solitary tear. "You… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I felt pretty good growing up. I didnt feel a lot of prejudice or racism. But I do remember, if there was going to… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
People come up to me and say 'I wouldn't want to live if I was like you.' And I say 'Actually, my life's pretty… — Tanni Grey-Thompson Copy Share Image
“We don't need the Good Life. The Pretty Good Life would be just fine.” — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
There are some things that I like, like education, wine, and I'd like to be a good cook, although I'm a pretty good eater… — Rick Wagoner Copy Share Image
My first experience with football was not very good because I didn't plan on playing football. I was just playing hookie one day and… — Jerry Rice Copy Share Image
“Maybe Shooter was a writer. He fulfilled both of the main requirements: he told a tale you wanted to hear to the end, even… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There's an interesting book about that called The Third Reich and the Ivory Tower, written by Stephen H. Norwood. It has a long discussion… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
