Science Quote by the Onion Download Open image ““Behold the Power and the Glory of the Scientific Method!”” — the Onion ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Science Scientific method
“Science is the most effective, efficient and magnificent path that leads towards the salvation of humankind.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.” — Ken Norris Copy Share Image
“Science is a way of looking at the world without the rose-coloured glasses of ignorance!” — Dr Steven Bottomley Copy Share Image
“Science is the human endeavor to elevate the self and the society from the darkness of ignorance into the light of wisdom.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic.” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“The practice of science happens at the border between the known and the unknown. Standing on the shoulders of giants, we peer into the… — Brian Cox Copy Share Image
“So much science has at its root the ability to see afresh what has been seen and thought to be understood for centuries.” — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
“Science needs the light of free expression to flourish. It depends on the fearless questioning of authority, and the open exchange of ideas.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There is only one good thing science ever discovered—a good thing, good tidings of great joy— that the world is round.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Yet it is a fact that no amount of such enthusiasm, however sincere and profound it may be, can compel a problem to yield… — Max Weber Copy Share Image
“You will be betrayed this week, time and time again, by your own ch'i.” — The Onion Copy Share Image
“A major existential breakthrough was averted Friday when, moments before he had a realization of monumental personal significance, 29-year-old local resident Darrell Gatsas instead… — The Onion Copy Share Image
“I've spent much of my life calling my intuition "something wrong with me.” — Deanna L. Lawlis Copy Share Image
“Galton’s gospel of eugenics found fertile soil in Britain, in the intellectual salons of Europe, and in the United States. Beginning in the early… — Joseph Loconte Copy Share Image
The capacity to be puzzled is the premise of all creation, be it in art or in science. — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Humans are, as Sartre put it, 'condemned to be free'. To insist that science, or God, objectively defines moral values is to abandon our… — Kenan Malik Copy Share Image
“Love. Such a sweet, simple word. A word I've been searching for my entire life - but especially since I met Eio - and… — Jessica Khoury Copy Share Image
The thing about science fiction is that it's totally wide open. But it's wide open in a conditional way. — Octavia Butler Copy Share Image
Advances in technology will continue to reach far into every sector of our economy. Future job and economic growth in industry, defense, transportation, agriculture,… — Christopher Bond Copy Share Image
During human progress, every science is evolved out of its corresponding art. — Herbert Spencer Copy Share Image
A Light exists in Spring Not present on the Year At any other period - When March is scarcely here A Color stands abroad… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
A vacuum can only exist, I imagine, by the things which enclose it. — Zelda Fitzgerald Copy Share Image