Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My thoughts absorb sound like sponges soak up water. Please don’t whistle while I masturbate.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When you want to wet your whistle,drink water that is clean as a whistle.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
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“My brain is like a water faucet that I can turn on or off. Only now there is no off and the water of… — Francisco X. Stork Copy Share Image
“If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." (as Marie… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
“...I'm under a microscope where my every facial expression is being studied. It makes me want to scream, but I can't, so I just… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“I’m useless in water. I wake up at night drowning in my own saliva.” — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“At the front door, I took thirty seconds to compose myself. I need to learn how to whistle. My roommate at the center had… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“…he braces himself on the glass walls of the shower and yells out as he cums in my mouth. The sheer force of his… — Adler and Holt Copy Share Image
“We tread water, looking at each other, and suddenly there's not enough water in the world to clean away my dirt thoughts.” — Jennifer Niven Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image