Black belt Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If bitching were karate, my mother would be a black belt.”

— Lisa Burstein

“If cunnilingus was a martial art, I’d wear my black belt with pride.”

— Jodi Knight

“Karate is not about techniques and their execution, but about boldness, integrity and fight for justice and common good”

— Soke Behzad Ahmadi

“Karate is like hand sanitizer. It needs...flow.”

— Dean Johnson

That's right, karate... made my whole body a weapon.

— Don Knotts

“Back off, perv! I have a black belt in taekwondo and I will fuck you up if you take another step toward me.” Chase…

— Lorelei James

“It takes everything I have not to karate chop him for asking such a dumb question.”

— Belle Aurora

“Karate moved slowly through the lobby. His gaze went to Belghazi and his eyes hardened in a way that would mean nothing to most…

— Barry Eisler

“I want to learn martial arts, so when I want to kill someone, I can do something about it”

— Neil Strauss

I don't know karate, but I know crazy.

— James Brown

It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.

— Gerard Way

“I practice karate moves when I think nobody is watching. It’s all part of being a real American badass, I guess. Chicks dig it.…

— Jarod Kintz