I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Stop saying that humorous and funny people are the happiest people you've ever seen. There something behind that huge smile, loud cackle,… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“How did you do it?" he wanted to know. "Enchanted arrows? Spell of exploding flesh? Rain of fire? No, not that. The… — Holly Lisle Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“The chilling thought occurred to me that breaking up with someone you love to criticize might be the only way to save… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“When we entered a classroom we always tossed our caps on the floor, to free our hands; as soon as we crossed… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.” — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
“Felicia- Tell me, are my whiskers on straight? Cora- I truly never thought I'd be having that question asked by my daughter,… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
I love a lot of comedy movies. I think I fell in love with comedy when I was younger. My brother and… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Like journalists. The police have an extremely sick sense of humor, very guarded, very private, very male, which they need to survive… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
“But if you eat this chap who's God,' said Llewelyn stoutly, 'how can it be horrible? If it's alright to eat God… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic,… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.” — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
The more a character wants and the less a character has the ability to get what they want, the more you have… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
Three things that is hard to find in a relationship now days. Intelligence, ambition, a sense of humor someone to laugh with,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 1998, it was possible to make a big-screen romantic comedy about email. Yep, email - the same medium we often think… — Walt Mossberg Copy Share Image
“She was of traditional build herself, but her figure was largely concealed by the folds of a generously cut shift dress made… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
he puppeteers really responded to it. Patrick Bistrow really responded to it, it's great fun to do improve comedy with puppets. — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
“He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Does it bother you when you see Daddy kissing Josh?” he asked. Ty shook his head and made a funny face. “No,… — Jeff Erno Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I liked horror and comedy, basically, from a young age, but I just ended up getting into comedy because there was -… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
“I remember stating that humour was the poor cousin of wit and at best it was the whetstone on which wit sharpened… — Catherine Cookson Copy Share Image
“And we saved your life, y’know,” Andrew said, jerking his head in Oliver’s direction. “I mean, the least you could do is… — Zeinab Alayan Copy Share Image
I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“...for a piece of famous fluffiness that doesn't just pretend about what real lives can be like, but moves on into one… — Francis Spufford Copy Share Image
I do as much comedy as I possibly can but I’m basically limited by the imagination of the secretaries who make the… — Rufus Sewell Copy Share Image
“I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
