I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film… — James Franco Copy Share Image
“Felicia (to Grayson) - To think Eliza truly does seem to be under the misimpression that you're capable of charm.” — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“I hope you understand that it is not the tooth of the saber-toothed tiger I want, it is the tiger . I… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“To the attention of the New Fiddleham Police Department: You've got my middle-C, and I would like it back. ... Please return… — William Ritter Copy Share Image
The rules I go by are: Always keep your villains bad, and keep the plot grounded and real. If you keep those… — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said. "Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords. "Don Juan Wannabe," Derek explained. "See I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Comedy completely depends on the script and the type of dialogues we get. Comedy is dependent on time and so I will… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
“God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I would have to say that I have to concentrate more when I'm doing comedy. There are so many details that make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
“Leave me alone to mourn the deaths of fictional characters I have become overly attached to.” — Your Ecards Copy Share Image
“Shoulda, woulda, coulda. They were the Three Stooges of regret. All they were good for was saying whoop-whoop-whoop and smacking each other… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
I can't do comedy that is cutting and vicious. If I knew I'd said something that was going to make someone feel… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
“One’s options in this world are as vast as the horizon, which is technically a circle and thus infinitely broad. Yet we… — Lori R. Lopez Copy Share Image
In a lot of comedy shows, there's a safety net where you don't assume anything of real consequence will happen. — Hiro Murai Copy Share Image
I think it's that much harder to make a good comedy than it is straight and apparently serious. — Guy Ritchie Copy Share Image
“Loud, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laughters low!” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Want to come over to my place?" I asked him. The sparkle in his eyes danced in humor. "I don't know," he… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Several families had obnoxious kids bouncing off the walls. In this case, "bouncing off the walls" is not just a figure of… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“There's no marker on the entrance to this entire complex, or on many of the buildings, but if there was I would… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“I moved to the center of the room, my strappy sandals clacking on the marble floor. "I'm assuming this is where the… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“I plan to let Lysander rip the garment off me, make love to me in the dirtiest way possible, and then, while… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I identify my humour quotient with that of my father's. He used to love British comedies. Also, when it comes to fitness,… — Soha Ali Khan Copy Share Image
