Humor Quote by William Ritter
““To the attention of the New Fiddleham Police Department: You've got my middle-C, and I would like it back. ... Please return Jackaby's tuning fork. He's getting even more obnoxious than usual.””
About This Quote
Source Short Story: "The New Fiddleham Police Department", 2012
A humorous plea to police for a missing middle‑C and a tuning fork, highlighting absurd bureaucratic requests.
In simple terms: A funny request for a lost musical note and tool.
Key Takeaway
Don’t take absurd requests too seriously.
Themes
humor
bureaucracy
absurdity
Mood
lighthearted
ironic
Type
satirical
comedic
When to use this quote
- office memos
- customer service
- musical instrument repair
- public service announcements
Key Concepts
satire
communication breakdown
Questions to Reflect On
- What everyday absurdities have you encountered?
- How can institutions simplify their processes?
A Different Perspective
The story may mock over‑formal procedures that ignore common sense.
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