Alcohol Quote by Dave Barry

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

I drink to remember I smoke to forget / Some things to be proud of, some stuff to regret.

— Jake Bugg

“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”

— Helen Smith

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

— Dylan Moran

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

— Carrie Nation

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

— Gerard Way

The upside to smoking is that you get to be social. I was looking for a light when I bumped into Ben Harper's manager.…

— Beth Orton

Like so many addicts, I'd thought that if I could only sort out my life, I could then sort out my drinking. It was…

— Pete Townshend

“Filters are for cigarettes and coffee.”

— Cassandra Clare

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.

— Dion DiMucci

Everytime I Inhale A Smoke Or Sip A Drink, It Reminds Me Of What Use To Be.

— Brianda Jasso

People sometimes forget that alcohol is a chemical. It can change how you think. It was making me into a glass-half-empty person.

— Adrian Dunbar