“Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.” — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
Some people just don't get that I'll rather talk to a wall than them. — Francine Chiar Copy Share Image
“Our teachers’ best qualities—their sense of humor, their love for the subject, their excitement, their interest in students as individuals—are not being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'd heard that if you saw a Reaper, you saw what you expected to see, what you thought the agents of Death… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside out, but I can assure you if that iron skillet was empty, I would… — Julia Mills Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“You've got Stockholm syndrome, girl. The man literally tortures you and you make him eggs?" "Maybe she's poisoning it.” — R.S. Grey Copy Share Image
When audience expect only humorous roles from me, my roles will become cliche and predictable. — Biju Menon Copy Share Image
A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds. — Percy Ross Copy Share Image
I do enjoy doing action quite clearly, but I also really like doing comedy. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“Russell?” “Yeah! You got my back now?” Russell asks in a sour tone, looking over the railing from the tower above. “’Cuz… — Amy A. Bartol Copy Share Image
“Why are you talking? Who gave you permission to talk?’ Vaughn demanded. ‘In circumstances like this, we close ranks. Never complain, never… — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
Drama is played at the pace of chess... or billiards... or poker. Engrossing? Sure. But comedy is played at the jubilant, high-octane… — Mark Waters Copy Share Image
I loved, like really, really loved, the humor in Jason Eisener's 'Alien Slumber Party.' — Gareth Evans Copy Share Image
If you look at the sales for anyone's DVDs - comedy certainly - they will be massive at Christmas and pretty much… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
“Hhhmm. A sense of humor.” He cocked his head to the side. “That actually might annoy me.” She frowned, ignoring the teasing… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“If humor and rumor are needed more than faith and truth, then it tells me something about the kind of world we… — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
“You three looking for something specific?” Her voice was surprisingly melodious. “Any sacrificial knives?” Hi raised an index finger. “Nothing too fancy,… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
You know, he [Alan Rickman] played these very reserved, sometimes-cold, sometimes-threatening characters on the screen, but the reality of the man was… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“I thought we were going to take a 20-mule team out to the Grand Canyon and get a Bunsen burner and a… — Top Chef Staff Copy Share Image
“Tommy looked blank. "What's a flashlight?" "You don't have flashlights?" Jessup said. "Jeeze! A cylinder, like, with batteries inside it, and a… — Susan Cooper Copy Share Image
Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to be a villain in film. I'm a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy,… — William Zabka Copy Share Image
Right up the avenue, fly as a parachute, high as a paratroop ..ER, before he deployed, u ain't a d-boy, you a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Says O'Sullivan to me, "Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh?" "Certainly," says I; "what can I do for you?" "Sell… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“Bran grabbed her sleeve, forcing her to look at him. "What in the hell is goin' on with you?" "What is wrong… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Something different was happening to William alright, as if Winkleberry wasn’t different enough.” — S.Z. Berg Copy Share Image
“No women does anything by accident. Brushing against you, trying to pass by you, bending over to pick something up...all traps man.… — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“Never trust a fiction author. They spend countless hours making you believe in a world they created. They are among the best,… — James Ticknor Copy Share Image