Humor Quote by Lorelei James

“I could hear my dogs barking. Worse I could hear bleating. Joyful goat chuckles of freedom. "The goats!" I clutched my head, an absurdly…

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“She clamped her mouth shut when she realized she was making whale noises. Or goat grunts. It was something hideous anyway. What the hell?…

— P. Jameson

“A horse blanket, Mel? I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going to mend…

— Sherwood Smith

“Let them mock, Bran thought. No one mocked him in his bedchamber, but he would not live his life in bed.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Bran was always a deceptive bastard, gentle and mild right up until he ripped your throat out. He had many other fine qualities as…

— Patricia Briggs

“Fine. The wife hates the goat. I traded for it for the novelty of goat’s milk, but it ran dry three weeks later. It…

— Rachel Rossano

“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears,…

— Mercedes Lackey

“I also heard that Lord Maxwell keeps a goat in his bedchamber, but you don't see me sending someone to milk it. One mustn't…

— Sabrina Jeffries

“I took the goats downslope a bit and they screamed at each other and I screamed too to see what it was like.”

— China Miéville

Dont let the bastards grind you down?" Bran looked at me incredulously.

— Patricia Briggs

“Bran held his voice level. "In time, you will regret these words. You may hold me captive now, and believe me helpless. But each…

— Juliet Marillier