“Never mind what God is doing. What are you doing? That's called interspection.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Awful things, children. Needy, self-centered tyrants, the boys all teeth and firsts, the girls all claws and spit. Gathering into sniveling packs… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“I’d been called a freak, and worse, all through school. Now that I’d finally graduated, I was sick of it. I’d hoped… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
I believe it is tough to be funny and tougher to make people laugh. And it needs to be been done effortlessly.… — Vivek Oberoi Copy Share Image
The films I'm planning and doing are a mix of different things, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to stop doing… — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
“Sir, do you know how they were used to fill balloons, and how they now do it?” “No,” said Alverstoke. “I’ve no… — Georgette heyer Copy Share Image
“Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping. All the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch.” — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
“Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. It is correct to say that humor was stamped… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
When I get emotional about something, that's usually when funny comes. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not good for anything, really. Apart from being one of the only things that makes life worth living. — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Rising up, I kissed Daemon's cheek. "No one trusts him, but you can't threaten him every five seconds." "Yes, I can.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. — Eric Sevareid Copy Share Image
“The more you read, the better you get at it; the better you get at it, the more you like it; and… — Jim Trelease Copy Share Image
I think laughter is crucial. Some of the original cultures, like the Dalit and the Native American, don't separate laughter and seriousness. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
I think everything needs to be played real, for reality's sake, for truth. And that is the drama and the comedy. When… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“For God sake, quirky isn't something you date; it's something you make fun of until it totally loses it, runs to its… — Drew Ferguson Copy Share Image
“And, after all, what is a fashion? From the artistic point of view, it is usually a form of ugliness so intolerable… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Comedy is a comfortable yet challenging place for me. I will always feel an inner pressure to do my best and to… — Eddie McClintock Copy Share Image
In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Runach didn't consider himself particularly dull, but he had to admit he was baffled. "Then what now?" "What do you mean, what… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
I'm a Jewish son of Russian-Hungarian heritage parents. Humor was very important. My whole goal was to make my parents laugh. And… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
“I don't know it is that I always feel that other people can create things but that I can't. I imagine it's… — Clarissa Dickson Wright Johnny Scott Copy Share Image
“Nothing - really, absolutely nothing - says more about Victorian Britain and its capacity for brilliance than that the century's most daring… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
People have said to me for a long time, "Man you're funny." I say, "Well, I'm quick," but being funny on purpose,… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
I still have a desire to do some sketch comedy. My dream is to be on 'SNL,' to host 'SNL.' — Selenis Leyva Copy Share Image
Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it. — Lara Flynn Boyle Copy Share Image
“Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!” — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
